Chuck Norris vs Dos Equis man

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I'm quite sure you guys are familiar with chuck norris and the dos equis man aka the most interesting man in the world.. Those commercials..

But who is the most powerful?
The most interesting man in the world or the guy who gives interest a whole new name..

Here are some Dos Equis man facts..

1. He lives vicariously through himself. 2. He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish. 3. He never says something tastes like chicken – not even chicken. 4. He’s been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room. 5. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. 6. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire
body. 7. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number. 8. He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any
ideas. 9. When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad. 10. His shirts never wrinkle. 11. He is left-handed. And right-handed. 12. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. 13. He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that
he never once alphabetized it. 14. You can see his charisma from space. 15. The police often question him, just because they find him
interesting. 16. He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me. 17. If a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would
close… due to poor attendance. 18. His blood smells like cologne. 19. His organ donation card also lists his beard. 20. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after
him. 21. He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders. 22. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe. 23. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for
him. 24. The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people
miles away, in a slight but measurable way. 25. His hands feel like rich brown suede. 26. He owns three sports cars and rents five. 27. He once taught a horse to read email for him. 28. He once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction,
which was a lot of money at the time. 29. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.

Here are some chuck norris facts

huck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked
names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of
failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris doesn?t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all
world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the
closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying
over thePacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs
to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a
hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed
miserably.

Sorry for the wall of texts, i made this topic with my phone..

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Most Interesting Man in the World:

Sharks have a week dedicated to him
If he patted you on the back, you'd put it on your resume

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a triple threat battle for supremecy.. I see, someone should do a deep analysis on this and post it on youtube.. Thats a guarantee million views..

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