Chad (Chickenchomper)
Uranium Fuel Cell
Posts: 698
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« on: September 20, 2009, 07:39:25 pm » |
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copy this into a notepad, and save it as cupholder.vbs (THE .VBS PART IS CRUCIAL)then click on it! Copy All Below: a = MsgBox("for being such a great customer, coca-cola is presenting you with a free cup holder! Want it?",3 , "Free giveaway") if a = vbYes then Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection if colCDROMs.Count = 1 then for i = 0 to colCDROMS.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject WScript.Sleep 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next ' cdrom end if b = MsgBox("=P", , "LOL!") else c = MsgBox("Aww... Why Not?", , "Come On! Its Free!") End If Okay... Stop there... I Pride myself in my work Dont worry... Nothing will harm your computer...
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Greenyz
Nuclear physicist
Lithium-Ion Battery
Posts: 231
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2009, 09:23:35 pm » |
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Someone else try... I'm afraid.
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Samuslovr1
Nuclear Power Plant
Posts: 7506
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2009, 03:12:06 pm » |
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Someone else try... I'm afraid. TEE HEE I know what it does! Kinda interesting, but ChickenChomper, where did you learn about this???
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Revised Battery Acid Clan so far: Samuslovr1 3235 4226 3424 5923 BigGumby 0125 9581 1685 4374 Elite777 0325 2797 9795 7950
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Chad (Chickenchomper)
Uranium Fuel Cell
Posts: 698
And he was never seen again...
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2009, 03:20:32 pm » |
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I was on youtube, trying to find out why my computer wasn't playing DVDs, and I saw a video on how to open and close your Cd rom without actually opening it (oh... I just gave away the surprise )
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I blame my 13 year old self for this beautiful username.
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OWN3D
Hydroelectric Dam
Posts: 1155
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2009, 02:09:50 am » |
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I was on youtube, trying to find out why my computer wasn't playing DVDs, and I saw a video on how to open and close your Cd rom without actually opening it (oh... I just gave away the surprise ) LOL FAIL!
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Nintendo RAWK MY SAWKS!
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Samuslovr1
Nuclear Power Plant
Posts: 7506
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2010, 03:55:36 pm » |
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I just noticed something. Using the scripts Chickenchomper has graciously donated to us, his "cupholder" idea can be transformed into a "bad joke" virus. Replace some of the text with "Would you like to format your hard drive", and have all three options lead to a popup saying hard drive formated, culminating with a script to turn off the computer.
It would give me a heart attack, what about you?
I dare somebody to try and make it.
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Revised Battery Acid Clan so far: Samuslovr1 3235 4226 3424 5923 BigGumby 0125 9581 1685 4374 Elite777 0325 2797 9795 7950
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JustJack
Water Wheel
Posts: 291
Semper fi
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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2010, 06:43:50 pm » |
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I just noticed something. Using the scripts Chickenchomper has graciously donated to us, his "cupholder" idea can be transformed into a "bad joke" virus. Replace some of the text with "Would you like to format your hard drive", and have all three options lead to a popup saying hard drive formated, culminating with a script to turn off the computer.
It would give me a heart attack, what about you?
I dare somebody to try and make it.
You have an evil little mind you gremlin...
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Calvin:I'm a genius,but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes:What's misunderstood about you? Calvin:Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
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Samuslovr1
Nuclear Power Plant
Posts: 7506
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2010, 08:02:55 pm » |
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It doesn't do any actual damage, just scares the **** out of the user.
So its not THAT evil, just a hilarious joke!
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Revised Battery Acid Clan so far: Samuslovr1 3235 4226 3424 5923 BigGumby 0125 9581 1685 4374 Elite777 0325 2797 9795 7950
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Chad (Chickenchomper)
Uranium Fuel Cell
Posts: 698
And he was never seen again...
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2010, 07:11:02 am » |
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I blame my 13 year old self for this beautiful username.
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Samuslovr1
Nuclear Power Plant
Posts: 7506
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2010, 09:06:37 am » |
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Here's my unfinished bad joke program. All it does it pop up message boxes.. for now. Haven't added the reboot script yet. Try it if you want.
msgbox "Windows has encountered an error and must format your hard drive.",0, "Error report" msgbox "This may take from a few minutes to a few hours. Please be patient.",0, "Format of hard drive begginning" wscript.sleep 5000 msgbox "Your Hard drive has been formatted, and windows needs to shut down to complete the format",0, "Format complete"
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Revised Battery Acid Clan so far: Samuslovr1 3235 4226 3424 5923 BigGumby 0125 9581 1685 4374 Elite777 0325 2797 9795 7950
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JustJack
Water Wheel
Posts: 291
Semper fi
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2010, 09:39:28 am » |
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I have absolutely NO idea what the heck you guys are doing or how to do this. I'm technologically slow
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Calvin:I'm a genius,but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes:What's misunderstood about you? Calvin:Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
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Samuslovr1
Nuclear Power Plant
Posts: 7506
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2010, 09:44:30 am » |
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Copy and paste the script I posted into a notepad document, and save as test.vbs. Double click your test.vbs file and have fun.
Its just some basic VBScript scripting.
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Revised Battery Acid Clan so far: Samuslovr1 3235 4226 3424 5923 BigGumby 0125 9581 1685 4374 Elite777 0325 2797 9795 7950
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Chad (Chickenchomper)
Uranium Fuel Cell
Posts: 698
And he was never seen again...
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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2010, 08:53:14 pm » |
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msgbox "Windows has encountered an error and must format your hard drive.",0, "Error report" msgbox "This may take from a few minutes to a few hours. Please be patient.",0, "Format of hard drive begginning" wscript.sleep 5000 msgbox "Your Hard drive has been formatted, and windows needs to shut down to complete the format",0, "Format complete" strShutdown = "shutdown -s -t 0 -f -m \\" & strComputer
set objShell = CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
objShell.Run strShutdown
Wscript.Quit
There you go!
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I blame my 13 year old self for this beautiful username.
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Samuslovr1
Nuclear Power Plant
Posts: 7506
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« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2010, 08:53:30 pm » |
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YAY!
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Revised Battery Acid Clan so far: Samuslovr1 3235 4226 3424 5923 BigGumby 0125 9581 1685 4374 Elite777 0325 2797 9795 7950
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Samuslovr1
Nuclear Power Plant
Posts: 7506
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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2010, 10:25:40 am » |
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Another one:
start Virus.bat Virus.bat @echo
^ Crashes your computer (just ask chickenchomper)
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Revised Battery Acid Clan so far: Samuslovr1 3235 4226 3424 5923 BigGumby 0125 9581 1685 4374 Elite777 0325 2797 9795 7950
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